Cred ca Lara a invatat sa latre. Bine, latra ea si pana acum, dar era de fapt un scancet mai puternic in urmatoarele situatii: te moscaiai prea mult pana sa intri in casa si ea nu mai avea rabdare sa te salute sau nu vroiai sa te joci cu ea sau un alt caine nu vroia sa se joace cu ea sau oricare alta persoana nu vroia sa se joace cu ea. Cam astea erau situatiile care ii smulgeau un latrat pitigaiat, enervat si enervant, in acelasi timp.
Nici gand sa latre cand intra vreun strain in curte sau cand un alt caine se repezea mai furios la ea.
De la o vreme insa, se pare ca s-au mai schimbat . Nu stiu de ce, ma gandesc ca poate din cauza ca a mai crescut. Cert este ca acum are doi "dusmani" canini in cartier, pe care ii apostrofeaza pe un ton grav si foarte serios, raspunde la alertele altor caini din cartier si chiar isi apara teritoriul si coada in fata altor caini, zburlindu-si parul pe spate si chiar aratandu-si coltii.
Oare se transforma in caine...?
luni, 27 septembrie 2010
marți, 14 septembrie 2010
Retrospectiva toamna-iarna 2009-2010
La tranta pe iarba inca verde....
In cautarea ierbii verzi....
Ah, ce buna e si zapada asta totusi...
Poate imi aduce si mie Mosu' ceva daca il astept aici cuminte, sub pom!
Si daca nu ma gaseste Mosu', ma duc eu sa-l caut....
10 motive pentru care un labrador e mai bun decat o sotie
1. Parintii lui nu te vor vizita niciodata.
2. Un labrador adora cand iti lasi hainele intinse pe jos.
3. Labradorul nu sta in baie mai mult decat ii ia sa bea putina apa.
4. Nu iti cere niciodata sa-l suni.
5. Nu se enerveaza daca ii uiti ziua de nastere.
6. Nu-i pasa de fostii labradori din viata ta.
7. Nu se supara daca mangai alti labradori.
8. Nu se asteapta sa ii aduci flori de Ziua Indragostitilor.
9. Cu cat intarzii mai mult, cu atat este mai fericit sa te vada.
10. Labradorul nu face cumparaturi.
2. Un labrador adora cand iti lasi hainele intinse pe jos.
3. Labradorul nu sta in baie mai mult decat ii ia sa bea putina apa.
4. Nu iti cere niciodata sa-l suni.
5. Nu se enerveaza daca ii uiti ziua de nastere.
6. Nu-i pasa de fostii labradori din viata ta.
7. Nu se supara daca mangai alti labradori.
8. Nu se asteapta sa ii aduci flori de Ziua Indragostitilor.
9. Cu cat intarzii mai mult, cu atat este mai fericit sa te vada.
10. Labradorul nu face cumparaturi.
Un banc simpatic dar care, din pacate, nu poate fi tradus, asa ca iata-l in forma originala:
A woman brought a very limp Cocker Spaniel to the veterinarian. As she lay her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the dog's chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly and said, "I'm so sorry, your pet has passed away."
The distressed owner wailed, "Are you sure?"
"Yes, I'm sure. The dog is dead," he replied.
"How can you be so sure", she protested. "I mean, you haven't done any testing on him or anything. He might just be in a coma or something."
The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room. He returned a few moments later with a black Labrador Retriever. As the dog's owner looked on in amazement, the Labrador stood on his hind legs, put his front paws on the examination table and sniffed the dead Cocker from top to bottom. He then looked at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head.
The vet petted the Labrador Retriever, took him out of the room, and returned a few moments later with a beautiful cat. The cat jumped up on the table and also sniffed the limp Cocker from head to tail and back again. The cat sat back on its haunches, shook his head, meowed softly, jumped down and strolled out of the room.
The vet looked at the woman and said, "I'm sorry, but as I said, your dog is most definitely, 100% certifiably, dead."
Then the vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys, and produced a bill, which he handed to the woman. The dog's owner, still in shock, took the bill. "$250!" she cried. "$250 just to tell me my dog is dead?!!"
The vet shrugged. "I'm sorry. If you'd taken my word for it, the bill would have been $20. But with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan, it all adds up."
A woman brought a very limp Cocker Spaniel to the veterinarian. As she lay her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the dog's chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly and said, "I'm so sorry, your pet has passed away."
The distressed owner wailed, "Are you sure?"
"Yes, I'm sure. The dog is dead," he replied.
"How can you be so sure", she protested. "I mean, you haven't done any testing on him or anything. He might just be in a coma or something."
The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room. He returned a few moments later with a black Labrador Retriever. As the dog's owner looked on in amazement, the Labrador stood on his hind legs, put his front paws on the examination table and sniffed the dead Cocker from top to bottom. He then looked at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head.
The vet petted the Labrador Retriever, took him out of the room, and returned a few moments later with a beautiful cat. The cat jumped up on the table and also sniffed the limp Cocker from head to tail and back again. The cat sat back on its haunches, shook his head, meowed softly, jumped down and strolled out of the room.
The vet looked at the woman and said, "I'm sorry, but as I said, your dog is most definitely, 100% certifiably, dead."
Then the vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys, and produced a bill, which he handed to the woman. The dog's owner, still in shock, took the bill. "$250!" she cried. "$250 just to tell me my dog is dead?!!"
The vet shrugged. "I'm sorry. If you'd taken my word for it, the bill would have been $20. But with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan, it all adds up."
luni, 13 septembrie 2010
De cati caini e nevoie ca sa schimbe un bec? :)
1. Golden Retriever: Soarele straluceste, ziua de abia a inceput, ai toata viata inainte, iar tu iti faci griji pentru o prostie de bec?
2. Border Collie: Doar unul. Apoi o sa inlocuiesc toate cablurile care nu sunt in regula.
3. Dachshund: Stii bine ca nu ajung la prostia aia de bec!
4. Rottweiler: Provoaca-ma!
5. Boxer: Cui ii pasa? Eu ma pot juca cu jucariile mele scartaitoare si pe intuneric.
6. Lab: Eu, Eu! Te roooog, lasa-ma sa schimb eu becul! Ma lasi? Ma lasi? Te roooooog, te rooooooog!
7. German Shepherd: O sa-l schimb dupa ce ii conduc pe oamenii astia la lumina, verific daca nu l-am pierdut pe vreunul si mai dau o tura sa vad daca nu cumva careva a incercat sa profite de situatie.
8. Jack Russell Terrier: O sa-l infig la loc in timp ce topai pe pereti si mobila.
9. Old English Sheep Dog: Un bec? Imi pare rau, dar nu vad niciun bec!
10. Cocker Spaniel: Ce rost are sa-l schimb? Pot sa fac pipi pe covor si daca e intuneric.
11. Greyhound/Saluki: Nu se misca. Cui ii pasa?
12. Heeler/Australian Cattle Dog: Mai intai, o sa asez becurile in cerc....
2. Border Collie: Doar unul. Apoi o sa inlocuiesc toate cablurile care nu sunt in regula.
3. Dachshund: Stii bine ca nu ajung la prostia aia de bec!
4. Rottweiler: Provoaca-ma!
5. Boxer: Cui ii pasa? Eu ma pot juca cu jucariile mele scartaitoare si pe intuneric.
6. Lab: Eu, Eu! Te roooog, lasa-ma sa schimb eu becul! Ma lasi? Ma lasi? Te roooooog, te rooooooog!
7. German Shepherd: O sa-l schimb dupa ce ii conduc pe oamenii astia la lumina, verific daca nu l-am pierdut pe vreunul si mai dau o tura sa vad daca nu cumva careva a incercat sa profite de situatie.
8. Jack Russell Terrier: O sa-l infig la loc in timp ce topai pe pereti si mobila.
9. Old English Sheep Dog: Un bec? Imi pare rau, dar nu vad niciun bec!
10. Cocker Spaniel: Ce rost are sa-l schimb? Pot sa fac pipi pe covor si daca e intuneric.
11. Greyhound/Saluki: Nu se misca. Cui ii pasa?
12. Heeler/Australian Cattle Dog: Mai intai, o sa asez becurile in cerc....
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